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does a chicken have lips?
an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.
ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.
emma: no, idiot, it means yes.
ryan: that’s confusing.
emma: i know.
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.
emma: no, idiot, it means yes.
ryan: that’s confusing.
emma: i know.
does a chicken have lips? by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021
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Keep fucking that chicken
This expression became a term of encouragement after the following exchange in a live New York local Fox News broadcast at the end of the weather report.
Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
The first line is a parody of a commercial for Perdue chicken from the 1970's, in which Frank Perdue uttered the tag line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." "Keep fucking that chicken" was the punchline of a joke of the same time about how Perdue did it.
Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
The first line is a parody of a commercial for Perdue chicken from the 1970's, in which Frank Perdue uttered the tag line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." "Keep fucking that chicken" was the punchline of a joke of the same time about how Perdue did it.
Keep fucking that chicken by s1729 November 15, 2010
soup chicken
Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
soup chicken by the gumada man May 9, 2008
crispy chicken jumpoff
1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.
2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff
2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff
crispy chicken jumpoff by Rob G Deuce February 15, 2008
Sugar Chicken
on their third date, Titus and Benji went to a pricey Italian restaurant for a romantic dinner. Benji, 20 years younger, decided to pick up the $100 tab. later Titus called his best gal pal Karla to give her the dish and exclaimed "OMG I have a Sugar Chicken now!"
Sugar Chicken by Uncle Joosie May 24, 2019
rubber chicken farts
Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
rubber chicken farts by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019