Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 7, 2010

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Bear in the mud

When one shoved a gummy bear up they’re ass and has someone suck it out for pleasure

Did you here Justine gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Bear trapped

When your girlfriend gives yous a blowjob consisting of both rows of teeth.

"Yeah bro, my girlfriend bear trapped my dick last night so I broke up with her this morning."

by B00b13M4N December 19, 2019

there will be bears

A cult formed to stop the bear menace from taking over the world in the great bear uprising of 2012

Hey I feel a lot safer knowing there will be bears is there to protect us

by overlord327 June 6, 2011

Boogs Bear

Similar to the term "Bear", a tterm used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair who is typically angry, overly sensitive and emotional, often resulting in verbal assaults that are unwarranted.
George's sexual tastes run toward bears.

The guy is a total Boogs Bear. He went off on me for taking thirty seconds to respond to her text.

by Unfrigginreal January 3, 2022