Birding

when a beat on a tune causes you to nod ya head back and forth like some kind of crazy bird

you mahhn this track is well ruff it had me birding within the first to beat

by Jake the Birder December 29, 2007

birds milk

When you milk a bird and you need to use tweezers to extract the sweet goodness because birds nipples are quite small (and tasty!)
CAUTION: BIRD DRIES OUT AFTER A GLASS (approx. 8 0z.)

Wow, I just milked my bird. And now I have good nutricious birds milk! time to make some bird cheese! thanks paulie!!

by Ayrad Lehcar September 3, 2007

Birdbath

A birdbath is a sexual act where someone kneels on the ground with their head tilted back and their mouth wide open. They then act a a recepticle for urine or other liquids.

My new girlfriend is inexperienced, I had to teach her to do a decent birdbath.

by Stevie Smalls November 23, 2011

Birdsnest

A birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird's nest.
The male partner then ejaculates into the middle of the birdsnest. They then gently rest their balls in the middle of the birdsnest - with their balls being two little incubated eggs.

"Your hair looks so pretty today my dear! I think I'm going to give you a birdsnest!"
"Thank you sweetheart, that's so very thoughtful!"

"Darling, would you like to birdsnest me?"
"I certainly would! I'm going to give you the best birdsnest you've ever had!"

"I've never had a birdsnest before but I'd really like to try it!"
"I'll give you one right now sweetheart!"

by Neety October 15, 2014

Birdo

Like doggo, but for birds.

Example 1: “That’s one cute birdo you got there, Bill.”

Example 2: “That birdo got into the trash again!!”

Example 3: “GOD DAMN YOU BIRDO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU LIL’ BITCH!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly June 25, 2018

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

The Birdie

Hillbilly wrestling move in which an opponent attempts to divert the other opponenet my drawing a circle in the air with his finger and saying "look at the birdie, look at the birdie."

Commentator " Oh, this is embarising, - he's using The Birdie"

by Dan Gable April 26, 2006