Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
by im_stupid February 26, 2020
Get the Analmug. The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
Get the Anal bloommug. by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
Get the Anal Bleedagemug. When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.
by FoodThief July 1, 2018
Get the Anal-probmug. by Anal Buccaneer April 18, 2020
Get the Anal Buccaneermug. by Big - E September 30, 2016
Get the Anal O'smug. A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug.