John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.
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Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
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Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"
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Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"
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