Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

two-boober

A man or woman who puts their bra on two boobs at a time.

I know Tina puts her bra on one boob at a time, but I'm a two-boober, myself.

by crashintosara March 24, 2017

Two by fouring

Driving your car over something that's not meant to be driven over. Usually causes significant damage to the vehicle.

You shoulda seen Rick two by fouring it over the train tracks last night.

by D. Y. Vetz December 8, 2020

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021