two bomb

To take a dump, to poop, to drop a deuce

"Dude, I'll be right back i gotta go drop a two bomb"

by Oh Ryan January 4, 2009

Two-ball rerack

When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.

Ah man, I love my Mrs but had to give her a two-ball rerack last night. She had a great time.

by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Two Factor Authentication

Internet account suicide.

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.

by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025

Two O Tennie

2009 and then two O ten

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!

by propart September 16, 2009