Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Back-Slap

When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out

I bet you can’t back-slap further than me bro. I hold the world record

by Officialnwrd November 24, 2024

Slap

Another way of saying ,

great idea

Sounds Like A Plan

“Let’s go shopping tomorrow”

“Slap”

by Burkshares April 4, 2019

Fudge Slap

The act of slapping a friend with a turd in your hand

Joe was sleeping so I woke him up with a Fudge Slap

by Zeeker53 April 25, 2016

slided slap

when you slide into the DM's and leave a nasty comment

Person 1: That motherfucker gave me a slided slap!
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: Bruh....

by darealpotatoe July 27, 2016