slap guppy

A pussy destined to be slapped

Yooooo DAYUM she got dat phat ass slap guppy!!! Yurr

by Metalape666 August 13, 2019

Slap a friend

January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!

"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

by FreshWords April 2, 2022

SLAP

sounds like a plan

“Hey do you want Italian tonight?” “Yeah that slaps”

by fire7770 February 4, 2021

Bitch-Slap

The term "bitch slap" is a slang term meaning slapping an obnoxious or annoying woman. Also In slang, an obnoxious, mean, or disrespectful girl/ woman is known as a bitch
'Bitch-slap' is usually defined as smacking a 'bitch'.

"Hey Jake, what's a bitch-slap?"

"Oh! It's slapping a little bitch."

by Not-so-normal November 15, 2019

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024