Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010

butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important

1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?

by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

dittle my skittle

To stimulate a woman's clitoris. If you know what you're doing, she'll orgasm, If not you'll have a really sore hand and a pissed off chick.

Oooo baby, you know I love it when you dittle my skittle.

by prettypresley October 4, 2008

suck my balls

apply oral stimulation to my male genitilia

Suck my balls, bitch!

by MaddMattG August 1, 2003

suck my eggs

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group

1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember

by I.C.U. February 7, 2009

Out my name

Calling someone something derogatory other than thier legal name, usually when tentions are high due to a disagreement or fight.

Shaquita called me a bitch and I snatched off her weave! She know better than to call me "out my name!"

by Out my name February 11, 2017