Fat Knacker

Someone is so fat that they literally knackered anything they put their weight on

Oh fuck sake please stop sitting on my furniture that’s third of my expensive chairs you have broken you fucking fat knacker

by She hit house March 6, 2025

Slobber knocker

When a woman is giving a man head and the dick slips out of her mouth, hitting her in the nose and gives her a nose bleed.

She was going down on me and I gave her a slobber knocker!

by thenosebleeder March 11, 2025

Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..

Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..

by ukbiggz July 21, 2025

Honkey Knocker

1. That socially awkward person who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.

Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a Honkey Knocker at the Coldplay concert .

by Terrible Ty July 31, 2025

fecking knackered

A rather indecorous English way of saying that one is at their limits of physical and mental endurance.

I've been working like a slut for 4 days straight. I'm fecking knackered...

by Mesh666 September 15, 2025

Knee Knocker

A person who sends you on a wild goose chase for something that's not real.

Bro, you are such a Knee Knocker!"

by NessPlays64 September 29, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025