jack in the box

n. West-coast fast food chain. Your one-stop shop for E. coli and salmonella.

I ate at Jack In The Box for lunch, and an hour later, the highly caustic diarrhea had already melted my colon.

by Carl Willis July 23, 2006

jack wall

the grandmaster of retards who engages in beastiality with small birds and kittens, he fists geese, he has buck teeth that put goofy to shame.he suffers from neck spasms which make him look like he is having a fit. often called howie

oh my God that man is such a jack wall

run away a jack wall is coming

by lolninja999 October 12, 2011

dew jack

Jack Daniel's and Mountaindew

I just drink a dew jack son and got fucked up

by dew jack August 3, 2009

jack-in-the-box

a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box

1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!

by analsexxx March 12, 2005

jack off

A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)

The Bam show is a Jack off.

by kinogottx July 9, 2004

jack slap

To slap someone round the head for saying something in jack speak (naval language).

Sam says: "Can I go for a wash?"

LSA Swashbucket replies: "It's a dobey not a wash!"

SLAP!! Sam jack slap's LSA Swashbucket with force round the head.

by [FP]*PompeyPaul August 24, 2007

black jack

A game that seems all nice and simple and fun...
Then you have to write the program and it makes you want to shoot yourself.

Teacher: You need to have the black jack project fully coded and working properly by friday

Me: *headdesk*

by shitfacecockmonster November 15, 2006