runaway douche

A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher
by Minus5885 August 14, 2015
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Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
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Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 03, 2022
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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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Douche Hair

A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?

Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.

Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb January 28, 2012
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Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
by danasp_42 November 10, 2021
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