by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025
Get the douche tartmug. I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
by anonymous September 19, 2022
Get the Douch-baggerymug. When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
Get the Douche-a-ramamug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
Get the left handed douche flutemug. A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
Get the King Douchemug. An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020
Get the Douche Bagmug.