anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Anally.

A word that can be affixed to the end of any sentence, as long as it makes grammatical sense. It can also be phrased as a question. This trend started in Bournemouth, England, circa 2016.

Form 1 (statement form)
Person 1: I'm going to have lunch
Person 2: Anally.

Form 2 (question form)
Person 1: Can you get me a drink?
Person 2: Anally?

by fourty365 March 13, 2024

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 07, 2021

anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.

"Oh my god my huge anal hurts"

by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 08, 2022

Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.

"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"

by Daah "The DJ" December 01, 2021