by rock star hand sign June 2, 2022
Get the rock star hand signmug. Second Hand Crush Syndrome (SCS) Is when you see your friends crush and start to feel mild side effects of having a crush (the crushies) because you know your friend likes them and definitely not because you have started to have feelings for this person.
I just saw my bffs crush and my palms got all sweaty, and I started giggling . I think I have Second Hand Crush Syndrome....
by ilovevampirediaries February 20, 2017
Get the Second Hand Crush Syndromemug. Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013
Get the One hand clam standmug. Rigorous masturbation.
Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008
Get the One-handed guitar solomug. a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
Get the bare-handed double playmug. by Brian September 5, 2004
Get the hand-start the yogurt throwermug. A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005
Get the Farting out hand grenadesmug.