WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
by gishman May 24, 2020
Get the Warhammer’s Lawmug. by Her utr July 24, 2021
Get the beaver in lawmug. The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
by Fúldya August 3, 2023
Get the Fúldya's lawmug. A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Get the Smoke's Lawmug. "The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
Get the Cobblers lawmug. The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
Get the The Law of Candidaturemug. by banri July 23, 2022
Get the Lawmug.