G.O.O.N.
Gay Out Of Necessity. A person who is so off-putting or unattractive, they can't ever gain traction romantically with the opposite sex. So they turn to members of their own sex to get affection.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you hear Nick say that he's bisexual?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but we all know he's just saying that because he's a G.O.O.N. and doesn't want to admit he can't get the ladies."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but we all know he's just saying that because he's a G.O.O.N. and doesn't want to admit he can't get the ladies."
G.O.O.N. by Mango Williams May 10, 2021
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