Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

Blah-Donka-Donk

A random middle aged big booty hoe you could’ve done without smashing

I met this lady last night, I was semi bored and tired but she had a donk so, ya know she was a blah-Donka-donk

by Sh/It May 27, 2025

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men

These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie

by #bigglo June 27, 2025

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”

by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

Whomp Donkey

A "Swamp Donkey" weighing over 500lbs, a pox marked face, and a type of smelly smell that smells smelly that you can smell as soon as she enters the room you are in.

"Daaaaamn that whomp donkey stinks!!!"

by anonymous October 13, 2025