Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"
by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014
Get the Dutch Dickmug. A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.
by Office Sadness August 30, 2011
Get the Office Dickmug. Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
Get the limp dickmug. An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.
Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006
Get the crip dickmug. 1. A form of punishment for a number of crimes not limited to but including douchebaggery, betrayal, or even buddy punching at the wrong time.
2. An assault on someones dick while fighting, usually it is attcked while trying to get a hold on someone.
3. Something to do to someone when you want to do something horrible but not to mean.
The victims of a dick grab usually dont know what to after the attack, they contemplate on buying the attacker dinner, taking a shower, or maby even commiting a dick grab themselves.
2. An assault on someones dick while fighting, usually it is attcked while trying to get a hold on someone.
3. Something to do to someone when you want to do something horrible but not to mean.
The victims of a dick grab usually dont know what to after the attack, they contemplate on buying the attacker dinner, taking a shower, or maby even commiting a dick grab themselves.
Michael: Dude Robbie just grabed my dick while we were fighting!
Chip: Sounds like you just got dick grabbed.
Robbie: Come here ill do it again you little bitch!
Chip: Sounds like you just got dick grabbed.
Robbie: Come here ill do it again you little bitch!
by Tr!pp October 9, 2009
Get the dick grabmug. when u have a really small dick
by cowboiiii November 1, 2020
Get the tiny dickmug. The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.
Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.
OR
I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.
OR
I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.
by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012
Get the Cold Dickmug.