When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.
by Twice over August 7, 2017

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!
2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.
3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.
3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!
Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021

My girlfriend tara
by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017

The act of bbq'ing a turd and putting it on a stick.
Then after freezing it its usually eaten by a 18 year old german girl from amsterdam.
Founded in 1973 by a couple from amsterdam.
Then after freezing it its usually eaten by a 18 year old german girl from amsterdam.
Founded in 1973 by a couple from amsterdam.
by Theanalbaby May 26, 2009

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012
