Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021

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Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

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anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality

"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"

by anonymous July 2, 2024

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anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017

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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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