Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.

“Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”

by FoodThief July 1, 2018

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Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.

I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.

by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023

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intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time

man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy

by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022

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Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

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This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.

Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her

by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024

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