by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
Get the Anal Contusionsmug. This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
Get the Anal analyzermug. The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
Get the Anal bloommug. by fjakgnaknfks April 12, 2023
Get the Analmug. 1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.
2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
by SanePsycho February 20, 2018
Get the anal majestymug. Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor
by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022
Get the Anal Chicken Numpklinmug. by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
Get the Anal Bleedagemug.