ur uncle a cuckle

the biggest comeback ever.

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies

by spamjam March 16, 2018

Ur uncle bi

It's an combination of texts like: Ur Mum Gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny

-Hey you ya wanker Ur mum Gay Ur dad lesbian and Ur Granny tranny
-Don't activate me
-I dare you

-UR UNCLE BI
(WHOLE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)

by Bart0sz May 12, 2018

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Your uncle dunkle

Worst than them all, Your uncle dunkle beats ALL.

Carl: Dude your sister a mister >:(
Me: Well Your uncle dunkle >:O
Carl:*cries*

by Vatful April 6, 2018

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018