I hate you

The act of hating you.

I hate you. I always have.

by Marge hater December 28, 2005

You the real MVP

You're the real "Most Valuable Player". It's a congratulatory term.

"Whoever leaked the nudes"
"You the real MVP"

by This is a name September 7, 2014

you got served

Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."

PARKING GARAGE - DAY

MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)

Are you Mrs. Brown?

MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)

Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?

MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)

You got served.

(Walks away from car)

by Truth2Power August 1, 2004

will you marry me

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

You Gay Ho

Yu-Gi-Oh

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.

Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!

by Moonbob Charlie June 27, 2008

I like you for who you are

I like you because you'll let me have bang you

Similar:
lie

As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"

by Grandma May 30, 2004