monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018

monkey jaw

When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.

My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,

little guys are swinging from ear to ear.

by C dub February 20, 2019

monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019

monkey fetish

It is someone who hangs upside down and jerks off and nuts in there own mouth. Especially at child's playgrounds.

Frank do u have a monkey fetish.

by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019

monkeydrunk

The act of getting drunk by drinking nothing but banana daiquiris, or any other variety of banana flavored alcoholic beverages.

Ted spent the entire evening getting monkeydrunk.

by A Cup of Shirt March 25, 2019

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019