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Reverse Michael Jackson 

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.
She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

Jordan Michael 

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
Jordan Michael by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Professor Michael Prince 

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman 

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

john michael 

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
john michael by younggayone October 6, 2019

Reverse Michael Jackson 

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.
guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"