Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

Mexican chinook

When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina

It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen

by Dos roses November 4, 2020

Mexican rudder

The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.

Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.

by Lilsnug761 November 8, 2020

Mexican

Mexicans are NOT bullies and neither are they a magical love story they are people who suffer for doing good 😌 and of course have that instant best friend connection . Also very unlikely to be cheerleaders

To be Mexican is to wear the pants in the relationship

by Happy Christian December 27, 2020