When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015
Get the Mexican messmug. Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.
After using it, you eat it
After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
Get the Mexican Fruit Cupmug. n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.
To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.
To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.
Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition
Nouvelle definition
by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023
Get the Mexican Oil Rigmug. When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
Get the Mexican Pez Dispensermug. by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021
Get the mexican yearsmug. A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
Get the mexican autism powered petmug. “Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”
“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”
by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024
Get the to hire a mexicanmug.