Wheezer Kid 

1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.

2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.

Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"

Wheezer Kid by Raj O Mac October 28, 2007

golf kid 

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

golf kid by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

cerberus kid 

1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.

2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.

"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."

cerberus kid by Auburok February 22, 2008

scene kid 

Male Scene kid:
Hair -
Straight
choppy Bangs
maybe different colours
messy/spiked on top and back
died but can be kept original colour
hairspray/wax

Clothes -
Skinny Jeans
Bright/White t shirt with gun/dinosaur/explosion/nothing etc
White studded belt
Brightly coloured/Black/Grey Hoody

Shoes -
Vans/ converses etc

Hes such a scene kid, just look at his bangs

scene kid by calummmp April 20, 2008

billboard kid 

n. the last person you would want to take a road trip with. they insist upon reading every word their eyes happen to see. usually followed by a crappy joke that noone wants to hear.

Jeff: mcdonalds, hot and juicy all day.
ooh thats what she said! hehe

Me: fuck up Jeff, youre such a billboard kid.

billboard kid by dddisco January 20, 2009

Vroom Kid

Kids that love to drive Cars...

Hey I am Vroom kid, I love driving my Car.

Vroom Kid by Keith "Gallagher&M. Rowlizzle December 16, 2008

bathroom kid 

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

bathroom kid by chad is hot January 7, 2009