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Just Jack

Just Jack, often known as Just Wack is an self proclaimed artist from London. He also has a degree in furniture design which has helped his music career by allowing him to come up with lyrics such as
"Im lovin' Mary Jane, flyin' with Lois Lane, On board a bullet train".
Says he has a writers block but is blatantly a lie, he just cba's writing good lyrics.
Released a chart single recently called star's in their eyes, in which the video featured a stock car jumping through a hoop on fire and a man in drag. His new single is absolute bollocks, along with the video that is yet again pointless.
Kid 1:Tell your dad that the TV cabinet you sold us collapsed. Whats just Jack gonna do about it?
Kid 2:I'll get him to fix you up a new one and give you a complementary copy of the Album "The Outer Market" that leaped to 781 in the UK chart
Kid 1:Thats funny, my dad released an album that exact week and he said that it also reached.....
Kid 2:OK 782 then....
by R4inman June 3, 2007
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cracker jack

a twitching crack addict; twitching and flailing usually caused by recent crack use or seeking crack.
"Look at cracker jack's arms. She's jumping around like she just got high."
by bfkiddo August 5, 2006
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cracker jack

Cracker Jack stared in "The Beano" comic not long after it came out (no precise date). He no longer appears, except for in a special edition, where many of the long-dead characters came back.

Cracker Jack was special for using his whip. He could do everything with it, from using it as a weapon, to swinging, and even grabbing far away objects.
For more info, go somewhere else.
Cracker jack
by Jimjimminyjimbobjones May 14, 2007
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Jack Rabbit

A guy that is almost over dosed on cocaine. He is bouncing off the walls, and is extremely hyper.
David was bein a jack rabbit last night, he coulda killed himself
by Nathan Roberts May 5, 2007
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Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.
by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009
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Jack Ruby

Jack Ruby(Exacuted)
by Seagulls Of Satan!!! October 9, 2008
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Jack The Laddin' It

Jack The Laddin' It; Is where a man or a woman don't want any commitment from any physical partner, they just want to have sex. It is an entirely respectable thing to employ in your life, I personally believe everybody should be Jack The Laddin' It at some point in their lives.
Steve you need to get out there with me and start "Jack The Laddin' It", mate. There's an oasis of snatch waiting for us out there on the Dance Floor!
by 90percentwater August 7, 2011
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