Red goggles

When a girls take her period blood and draws circles around your eyes

"Dude I pissed off my girl and she gave me red goggles"

by ShadowReaper May 6, 2018

slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.

Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!

by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018

'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.

Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.

by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018

Meatball Goggles

When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.

Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!

by themememanwashere February 24, 2018

Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.

Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!

by SpoonfulOfKraut July 4, 2018

Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.

I feel like a total captain goggles right now

by NotHaggard September 20, 2018

Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.

“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”

by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018