Hardball

An exciting new drug combination which involves combining two Bluechew tablets, two Royal Honey packets and MDMA (either molly or ecstasy will work) or acid (or both if you're extra adventurous). Saddle up, and enjoy the next 24 hours.
WARNING: Your body will most likely hate you the next day, so be very careful.
Man 1:
"Dude, I met this chick at the rave last weekend! She had some X, so I took a hardball and we fucked until the sun came up!"
Man 2:
"I worry about you."
by themememanwashere May 24, 2025
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Meatball Goggles

When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.
Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
by themememanwashere February 24, 2018
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