Cock Pyjamas

Something you yell when things aren't going well.
Or
A name you call someone who just really fucked up.
Or
Wool or cotton garment for the penis.

Also a character in a graphic novel of the same title by Brett Mckinney.

Ron:Oh my god, is that your sister with salami in her bum?
Roger:AH Cock Pyjamas!!

by Brettemo April 29, 2007

cock smash

wen you get hit in the bollacks heavily and it hurts really bad and it hurts for some time

when ur just stood there thinkin a naked lady and then some little prick walks up to you and punches u in the bollocks and you shout and have painfull bollocks cock smash we gangsters call it

by hartom January 3, 2008

Poopy cock

When a male has anal with another person & gets feces all over their mushroom tip.

If you use a condom then you can avoid a poopy cock.

by poopyvagina2478 November 2, 2013

Cock-Cord

Cock-Cord is when u tie a piece of string to ur dick and the other end to a door handle and slam it shut it hopefully give you more length, like when u were a child and tied a string to your tooth

"man i hope this girl doenst think my dick is small, just cock-cord it, whats that? just tie your dick to this string and the other end to that door and slam it, it should help it grow

by Rotorious31 March 4, 2011

Cock snuggler

He who snuggles with Cocks

daillest: " I will fuck you up you fag ass cock snuggler "

by Daillest February 28, 2005

cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Cock Face

One who has a cock for a face

He has an ugly cock face

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006