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cock wand

Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion
whilst Andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his 'COCK WAND' into zena dirty brown pot
by A2l September 11, 2008
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Cock Pyjamas

Something you yell when things aren't going well.
Or
A name you call someone who just really fucked up.
Or
Wool or cotton garment for the penis.

Also a character in a graphic novel of the same title by Brett Mckinney.
Ron:Oh my god, is that your sister with salami in her bum?
Roger:AH Cock Pyjamas!!
by Brettemo April 29, 2007
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cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities
Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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Cock snuggler

He who snuggles with Cocks
daillest: " I will fuck you up you fag ass cock snuggler "
by Daillest February 28, 2005
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cock smash

wen you get hit in the bollacks heavily and it hurts really bad and it hurts for some time
when ur just stood there thinkin a naked lady and then some little prick walks up to you and punches u in the bollocks and you shout and have painfull bollocks cock smash we gangsters call it
by hartom January 3, 2008
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Cock Blocker

Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.
by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
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Cock-Cord

Cock-Cord is when u tie a piece of string to ur dick and the other end to a door handle and slam it shut it hopefully give you more length, like when u were a child and tied a string to your tooth
"man i hope this girl doenst think my dick is small, just cock-cord it, whats that? just tie your dick to this string and the other end to that door and slam it, it should help it grow
by Rotorious31 March 4, 2011
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