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The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
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Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.
Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.
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Ray Bear

A Ray Bear is a ball of sunshine, they will brighten your day even if they are feeling bad themselves. They need to be reminded that their not alone sometimes but its all worth it in the end when you see them beam. They are the greatest people ever truly one of a kind so never let them go if you find one.
Ray Bears are incredible people and I never want to lose mine
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Desmond the moon bear

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear
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Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
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Grizzly Bear

1: Common name for the north american brown bear

2: The name given to someone displaying extremely high levels of rizz
Mike really turned into a Grizzly bear last night huh?
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Annie Bear

What ash calls a friend of his. He is the wannabee boyfriend of Annie Bear, AKA Anne frank
Funhater x Annie Bear XOXO
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