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anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality
"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.
Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”
by FoodThief July 1, 2018
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Anal Rivets

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets
by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017
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skinny anal

A man with a skinny dick puts it in your arse hole.
"Oh Bobby Out Your 2 Inch Skinny Penis My Bum Hole!" "I Love Skinny Anal"
by skinnypenislover May 7, 2018
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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