douche tart

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw

Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."

by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021

Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick

Look at that gay douche

by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat March 7, 2009