I blame South Park

Wow! Charlie Kirk got shot (I'll submit this one though)!

Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2025

Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”

by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024

parking dirty

When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.

I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

Parked

A person who got beat up, or beat up badly.

“Bitch you got parked”

“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”

“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”

by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .

Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.

by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021