slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

slap whore

a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals

Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!

by Robert 🎩🏃🏼 May 30, 2017