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Book it like Black Fabio

To get out of an area really fast like the black man with dreadlocks in Jackass the movie
Dude! We gotta book it like Black Fabio
by XpurplekittycatX October 25, 2010
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Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.
She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009
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LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.
"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"
by tobmeister July 7, 2014
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Smelling like a Christmas tree

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.
by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016
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It smells like broke boy

What you say to somebody when they don’t have AirPods and you do.
Wyatt:”Nate it smells like broke boy.”
Nate:”hey not everybody can afford air pods.”
by Meme lord Nate January 11, 2019
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Your genus likes penis

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018
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