best friend crush

you really like him but you just tell him your are best so then he will keep talking to you

wow you like your best friend!
yeah but i don’t want to make it weird
so it’s a best friend crush

by lowkeylikehim June 10, 2019

Happy Tree Friend

The Happy Tree Friend (Arbore amicus) generally looks like a small, anthropomorphic woodland animal with a heart-shaped nose, big eyes with pupils shaped like a pizza with a slice taken out of it/Pac-Man shape, a big mouth with buck teeth, what seemingly appears to be a line connecting the nose and the mouth, and hands that seem to switch between two forms: four-fingered hands and mitten-like hands. Of course, there are exceptions to this, for example Muta alces, which appears to be a blue, tall moose with regular-looking pupils, no nose-line, nostrils, among other things. The weird thing about the Tree Friends is that they always reappear unscathed when they die. How they do this has not been researched yet. There are many species of Tree Friends, such as Occidendum ursi, a green bear in a soldier outfit. Occidendum ursi flips out when it is reminded of war or death in any way. Normally, Occidendum ursi is friendly, but when "flipped out", seems to be an apex predator that kills anything it sees. This is the most well-known Tree Friend, and thusly when a flipped out Occidendum ursi is detected within the area of a community, the community is ordered to lock down everything.

Researcher 1: You see that Happy Tree Friend right there?
Researcher 2: Must be an Occidendum ursi.
Researcher 2: Gotta be careful, anything that is able to cause a Vietnam War veteran can trigger him.
Researcher 1: Didn't you just say "war" out loud? He could have heard you!
(The Occidendum ursi latches onto Researcher 2, pulling out a knife. Video feed cut short.)
{Seen below: An animated .gif file showcasing the "flipping out" mechanic of the Occidendum ursi, the Occidendum ursi getting ready to murder a Purpura castorea with a cake cutter.}

by Charuzu June 21, 2020

Friends With Feelings Relationship

A Friends With Feelings Relationship is more like an actual relationshIp without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends With Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods without sex.

Girl 1-Did you hear that Nick and Kate are Friends With Benefits ?
Girl 2- No, they are actually in a Friends With Feelings Relationship
Girl 1- Whats that?

Girl 2- A Friends With Feelings relationship is more like an actual relationship without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends with Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods with sex.
Girl 1- Oh yeah theres going to be some trouble there when Nick finds out Kate is head over heels for him.

by chanteleylace April 14, 2015

Cheers my Friends!

What you say when you hit the penjamin and are about to transform into yodieland and then you give your friend a hit of your penjamin.

*cough cough* Hooray!! Cheers my Friends! *Hits the penjamin viciously*

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023

Fall Back Friend

A friend that's last on your list of friends. A Fall Back Friend usually is the go-to friend when none of your other friends are available. This type of friend usually is irritating and shows up at the worst times and says stupid things. this kind of friend hangs out with all of your other friends and ruins good conversations. Also, you don't know why you have his/her number on your phone since you would never call him/her. The fall back friend always asks to go with you to places when your going out with all your other friends

dude 1 : "Hey guys, we're chillen at mike's after school! john's bringing the drinks and steve's bringin the food"
Fall Back Friend : "Can i come too??"
dude 1: "uhm, its kinda gonna be crowded."
fall back friend: "i don't care"
dude 1: *sigh* "ugh, alright, just don't bug us."
fall back friend: "Gee, Thats swell! I can't wait! I'll Bring my entire deck of pokemon cards and we can play all night!"
dude 1 : "no you're not."
fall back friend: "Why not?"
Dude1 : "CUZ I SAID SO! now stfu"

by urb15 March 2, 2009

Friends Zone Syndrome

Affliction of a persons ability to form relationships with members of the opposite sex. Usually involves a person being perpetually placed in the friend zone due to his or her lack of appropriate game or ability to communicate his intentions with a female or male.

John: Hey man whats going on with Jamie?
Geoff: Man it sucks. She says im just her friend!
John: Dang man again? You got Friends Zone Syndrome Hard.

by TLPeeze December 17, 2008

fair-weather friend

a psuedo friend. One who pretneds to be your friend when things are good. Leaves when things go astray or are not quite like they think they should be.

Lucy was only a fair-weather friend.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003