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Peanut butter necklace 

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
Peanut butter necklace by MadResults December 22, 2024

Peanut butter glove 

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
Peanut butter glove by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Schlatt butter 

You can find the schlatt butter in walgreens
Schlatt butter by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 22, 2025

Peanut butter jelqing 

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!

Dookie-Butter 

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.
"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."
Dookie-Butter by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025