The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.
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Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
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“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
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