Great tit and blue footed booby

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

by lilyoy June 9, 2021

calm you're tits

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.

Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

by Franco The Carriedo April 8, 2012

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

plunt thor tunder tits

The action taken by a little man against all that is fun and enjoyable. This man takes fun and turns it into something hurt ful. Then a bigger man gets even.

See "The People v. Colin Lothrop murder case." Or visit Sean Rohan's grave.

by Clothroman April 13, 2005

National Tit Grab Day

On 14th April it’s “National Tit Grab Day” so go and grab someone’s boobs!

Go cop a feel man! it’s “national tit grab day”

by somerninesizx May 25, 2018

Lit Up From The Tit Up

Reaching the peak point of an intoxicating experience.

"Of course I'm having a great time--I'm lit up from the tit up!

by TheOld77Podcast January 28, 2023

show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.

hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day

by 42428 November 17, 2018