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the dog of wisdom

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom
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Dog Walling

When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.
Hey cousin, want to go dog walling with me this weekend?
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
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Cum dog

Oh look a cum dog! I wonder if it bites.
by Sushiwater December 22, 2020
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Dog Job

'Dog Job cannot be described as a single action, it is job lot of Dog Jobbing'

Usually occurring in the back of ones car, dog job can also be known as Doggy Style. The female in the scenario will be bent over on all fours whilst the male is vigorously ragging her from behind in a style reminiscent of a spaniel / other dog breed of a similar size.
Kwistian - do you fancy a bit of dog job in the back seat of my car tonight

Wucy - Very good
by 💣︎♋︎❒︎🙵 December 24, 2020
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Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.
Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.
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Rug dog

When you drop the sausage from your hot dog (hot dog bun) on a rug, pick it up and you go: "Rug dog".
"Shit, I dropped the sausage".
Looks upon sausage now resting on rug.
"Rug dog?".
by LaRat7 August 27, 2013
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Sloppy Dog

The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.

Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"
Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!

Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!
by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011
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