piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation
1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.
by cloverfield887 September 15, 2022
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piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.
Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
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Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out
Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry
by ff69 August 12, 2024
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
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pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.
I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.
by Be Bop a Lula December 12, 2021
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Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
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