christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

Hunters penis

A hunters penis is kinda none existent

So I heard jerry has a hunters penis

by Hunter is really gay111 December 21, 2018

penis cancer

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs

friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad

by Omb May 22, 2018

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 26, 2020

snaggle penis

A guy with a crooked penis.

Kris W has a snaggle penis.

by Iron Chef9 March 29, 2011

penis butt

the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.

-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?

by largepenisinasshole November 3, 2019