Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)

My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut

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penis pyle driver

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.

Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!

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Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

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Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"

Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.

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When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

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damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

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a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly

hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?

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