d'ettra johnson 

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.

why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson

d'ettra johnson by caca 247 March 14, 2020

Jason Jackson Johnson 

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.

"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

Jason Jackson Johnson by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021

Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face 

A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.

A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.

Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021

Kiarra no middle name Johnson 

Kiarra is my lovely ex wife that I love a lot <33

Used when saying Kiarra’s full name, “I love you Kiarra no middle name Johnson.”

Kiarra no middle name Johnson by KaniWani April 10, 2022

I Frame Johnson 

After taking damage in most video games you will become invincible for a short while and can sometimes use that to bypass obstacles (this is most commonly used in platformers) and your character will be considered I Frame Johnson

Chat: "haha you took damage!"

Raysfire: "don't worry guys, we're gonna be I Frame Johnson to dodge these enemies"

Chat: "you're bald"

I Frame Johnson by QuackMaster12 July 15, 2022

William Richard Johnson

William Richard Johnson, aka Willy Dick Johnson, aka Dick Dick Dick.

That girl could handle a William Richard Johnson situation.

William Richard Johnson by Aslegue87 July 30, 2022

yerkin my johnson 

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

yerkin my johnson by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023