jack ballin

Gettin a few balls of smokable drug and invitin the ho's to join in. Ends up the ones with the dope tell the ones without what to do for hits. Winds up being sex for drugs till ya run out.

lower the jeans and spread em for a while bitch.
Hike the skirt and crawl to that wall Come on back smoke my sausage then smoke the glass dick. Where were ya last night? We was jack ballin some girls from 12th street over at lennys house.

by thik December 27, 2008

Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 17, 2008

jack-knife

Having deposited your turd in the toilet, you look back to discover that its poking out of the water, too long and solid to go round the u-bend.

I had to go and fetch a stick so I could break up the jack-knife and flush the little devil.

by n_m April 1, 2004

jack in the box

to masturbate in one's cubicle instead of working.

slave to the man #1: "Work sucks."
slave to the man #2: "At least we can still jack in the box."

by j-moné December 28, 2005

Ass-jack

a jack that is inserted in the anus.

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth

by cactus bunch August 2, 2003

jack-off

Someone who does not focus at the task at hand and instead messes around. Also can refer to someone who enjoys masturbation.

Today in study hall Johnny was a complete jack-off.

by TheRockstar July 14, 2007

Just Jack

Just Jack, often known as Just Wack is an self proclaimed artist from London. He also has a degree in furniture design which has helped his music career by allowing him to come up with lyrics such as
"Im lovin' Mary Jane, flyin' with Lois Lane, On board a bullet train".
Says he has a writers block but is blatantly a lie, he just cba's writing good lyrics.
Released a chart single recently called star's in their eyes, in which the video featured a stock car jumping through a hoop on fire and a man in drag. His new single is absolute bollocks, along with the video that is yet again pointless.

Kid 1:Tell your dad that the TV cabinet you sold us collapsed. Whats just Jack gonna do about it?
Kid 2:I'll get him to fix you up a new one and give you a complementary copy of the Album "The Outer Market" that leaped to 781 in the UK chart
Kid 1:Thats funny, my dad released an album that exact week and he said that it also reached.....
Kid 2:OK 782 then....

by R4inman June 3, 2007