Beans

Not currently functioning due to an unforeseen explosion caused by the sheer awesomeness of Watch Dogs®: Legion

I would but my Xbox is beans.

by Pussygrabber October 29, 2020

Mr. Bean

For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.

Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Beans

The one and only source to find true power.

Tim: why the fuck are you glowing?
Tam: idk I just ate some beans

by IhadAnAsignmentDue5DaysAgoHelp September 12, 2020

Sly Beans

A phrased used when something is considered sneaky and/or malicious.

Jane: “I just nicked a traffic cone”

Hannah: “That’s sly beans that”

by UndeadArmy1987 May 15, 2022

Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.

"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."

by DicDaddy July 25, 2023

Molly my Bean

1) verb; Taking a bean (Xanax), getting it moist, then rolling it in molly (mdma) before popping the bean (ingesting it)

2) adverb; Describing phenomenal oral sex.

1) *to a homie with some molly* “yo, molly my bean, I wanna roll but hate the anxiety.”

2) “dude she was topping me off so good I woulda thought she was rollin’. Bitch really molly’d my bean”

by skinnypimpweezy January 14, 2024