ninja fart

blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!

i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.

by deezo May 9, 2005

Fart fuck

Some one who is a fart and a fuck and listens to dance music

Hi fart fuck, what are you doing today

by The Hulk October 3, 2003

fart rocket

THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets

Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Chinese fart

After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.

Ugh, after the fireworks display there was a massive Chinese fart that everyone could sense.

by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 5, 2011

FART TART

A FART THAT SMELLS OR TASTE TART OR AS MY BROTHER SAYS HIS FUTURE WIFE

MY FART SMELLS LIKE A FART TART

by HEATHER FLARP January 3, 2009

Fart Tard

The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.

Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!

by Dan Ballz May 23, 2006

fart bubbles

Little bubbles that appear on top the water when crabs fart!

Hey I was watching deadliest jobs and Captain Phill saw the fart bubbles and said put the baskets in here,

by troubledemon March 29, 2010