cum-guzzler 

one who repairs damages furniture.

The cum-guzzler came by at 8 p.m. to repair my table.

cum-guzzler by Adibisi Johansen March 5, 2004

cum bubble 

lowlife

Shut the fuck up, cum bubble

cum bubble by No March 30, 2003

Cum Twinkie 

The act of jacking off to whatever you please and then busting all over a twinkie and give it to your friend.

Eric busted a nut all over a twinkie and then gae the cum twinkie to Tyler and he ate it and we had a good laugh

Cum Twinkie by J A J January 14, 2006

Cum Blaster 

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

Cum Blaster by Matt September 23, 2003

Cum Fairy 

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.

Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!

Cum Fairy by RemyMartincourvoisier June 3, 2010

Cum butter 

Cum butter is when you make butter out of your cum usaly made the old fashion way.

Sam made his own cum butter

Cum butter by N_E_K June 20, 2016

Cum dumpling 

When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.

Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.

Cum dumpling by Moist genitals May 13, 2019